I know they need loyalty missions to create gameplay but…
Crewmember: Shepard, something from my dark angsty past has come up and I need your help plz
Me: Goddamnit, another one? Time to risk my life so you can feel better about yourself again
I helped an alien go through puberty by slaying a giant desert hydra.
Mining planets is actually pretty fun but gets depressing every time the scanner reads “depleted” because I’m a horrible big energy imperialist resource sucker. Screw you, planet, I’ve got machine guns to upgrade!